No other car on the road strikes fear in the heart of a vegan quite like a meat car.
Attract the vegans with garnish then let your meat engine roar. The last thing they’ll see as they pedal their fixed gears away in horror is 3,000 lbs. of meat bearing down upon them. It is best, right before you run them down, to rip a big hunk of meat off the door and let them watch you eat it.
[Via: Art Car Central]
Tags: meat car, meat machines, run vegan run! But you can't outrun a meat car, sucka, what's faster than a vegan?
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