Posts Tagged ‘meat can love – why can’t vegans?’

Bravo Brings on Natalie Portman to Ruin Top Chef

July 13, 2009

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In what can only be described as an act of unbelievable stupidity, the Bravo Network decided to destroy its popular Top Chef series by adding self-righteous vegan Natalie Portman as a guest host.  The Emmy award-winning reality show has built a large following by featuring up-and-coming culinary rock stars cooking artistic, delicious, and meaty dishes.  This reputation will certainly be put to the test when the producers ask chefs to cook bland, meatless food with a poop-like presentation.  Nobody will be surprised when contestants buckle under the pressure to produce a fecal-inspired meal to please Ms. Portman, who hasn’t made a decent movie since The Professional.

Accomplished chef and best-selling author Anthony Bourdain, who himself has served as a guest judge on Top Chef, sums up the restaurant industry’s feeling toward Ms. Portman and her cult of fellow vegans:

“Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn. To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, and an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food.”

[Via: Ecorazzi]

Meat Love

July 2, 2009

At MeatCandy we love meat. Love it. But it turns out meat actually loves each other.

If raw meat can love, which this video proves, then why is every vegan I know so full of hatred for life?

Eat some meat and get over it, vegans. If life is love then life is meat. Get some protein and shut up.