Archive for the ‘Vegetarian’ Category

Bravo Brings on Natalie Portman to Ruin Top Chef

July 13, 2009

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In what can only be described as an act of unbelievable stupidity, the Bravo Network decided to destroy its popular Top Chef series by adding self-righteous vegan Natalie Portman as a guest host.  The Emmy award-winning reality show has built a large following by featuring up-and-coming culinary rock stars cooking artistic, delicious, and meaty dishes.  This reputation will certainly be put to the test when the producers ask chefs to cook bland, meatless food with a poop-like presentation.  Nobody will be surprised when contestants buckle under the pressure to produce a fecal-inspired meal to please Ms. Portman, who hasn’t made a decent movie since The Professional.

Accomplished chef and best-selling author Anthony Bourdain, who himself has served as a guest judge on Top Chef, sums up the restaurant industry’s feeling toward Ms. Portman and her cult of fellow vegans:

“Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn. To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, and an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food.”

[Via: Ecorazzi]

I Hate Vegetarians – Roy Johnson

July 3, 2009

Thanks Roy, for summing it all up so well.

Carnivore Win

July 2, 2009

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Via FAIL Blog, Passive Agressive Notes

The Risks of Being a Vegetarian

July 2, 2009

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You’ve been warned by your friends here at MeatCandy.

[Via: Super Meat Boy]