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Bravo Brings on Natalie Portman to Ruin Top Chef

July 13, 2009

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In what can only be described as an act of unbelievable stupidity, the Bravo Network decided to destroy its popular Top Chef series by adding self-righteous vegan Natalie Portman as a guest host.  The Emmy award-winning reality show has built a large following by featuring up-and-coming culinary rock stars cooking artistic, delicious, and meaty dishes.  This reputation will certainly be put to the test when the producers ask chefs to cook bland, meatless food with a poop-like presentation.  Nobody will be surprised when contestants buckle under the pressure to produce a fecal-inspired meal to please Ms. Portman, who hasn’t made a decent movie since The Professional.

Accomplished chef and best-selling author Anthony Bourdain, who himself has served as a guest judge on Top Chef, sums up the restaurant industry’s feeling toward Ms. Portman and her cult of fellow vegans:

“Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn. To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, and an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food.”

[Via: Ecorazzi]

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I Hate Vegetarians – Roy Johnson

July 3, 2009

Thanks Roy, for summing it all up so well.

Ads Prove Meat Is Good For You

July 2, 2009

Most of us pay attention to advertising, and so when a product is touted as “healthy” or “nutritious” we put it at the top of our shopping lists. Well even meat is good for you! Don’t let your vegan friends get you down; meat is a delicious and nutritious product that you should never shy away from. And these ads prove it: