Our Meaty Superhero: Defender of Meat, Destroyer of Vegans

Meat Man: Defender of meat. Destroyer of Vegans.

Meat Belts Go Good With Cigarettes

Meat belts are not only good for spanking naughty Vegans. They also come in handy when trying to maintain popularity in high school.

The troublesome thing about this video is that the ending seems to imply that wearing a meat belt and smoking cigarettes are both things that are strange and uncool. But what the advertising company surely meant to imply, and what we in the Meat Mafia all know to be true, is that meat belts not only go great with cigarettes, but improve your chances of getting laid. So take a big, bloody bite and smoke up, kiddies!

Meat Around the World: Swedish Blodpudding

From now on, every week Meatcandy will be bringing you meat from around the world. We want to make sure meat lovers everywhere know the options available to them… no matter what corner of the globe they find themselves in, and today’s comes from Sweden.

Not meat per se, yet made with a large amount of pig’s blood, blodpudding (easy translation: blood pudding) is a common staple in Swedish households. Commonly served with lingonberry jam, this delectable Scandinavian concotion is of course preferably consumed with a whopping side of bacon. Smakligt!

MMMMmmmmm Meat Candy

I decided it was time to release another blog into the world. I hereby announce MEAT CANDY!!!!!!

All about, well you guessed it. Meat. I will blog about things like the Praline Bacon from Screen Door on Burnside. Or my hatred of Vegan Hipsters who have blue skin because they are malnourished. I invite all those who want to debate eating meat, or debate where the best ribs in Portland are.

Also at some point this year, maybe Thanksgiving, I will attempt to make a Bacon Log.