Ever heard of Etsy? It’s an online marketplace for homemade jewelry and trinkets. But what online marketplace would be complete without someone offering beef jerky panties? At only $139 per pair, beef jerky panties are “made to order for each specific customer from the highest quality of dried preserved meats we can find at the closest convenience store”. The untreated jerky is not for eating, but another health warning of sorts states: “Rumor has it that wearing our brief jerky undergarments will release their natural pheremones once your body heat and moisture kicks in!”
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