1. The Vegan “Pepito” – otherwise known as the poop sandwich
2. Top row, center: vegan chocolate mousse, good for fertilizing the garden
3. Vegan Boeuf Bourguignon – those fresh sprouts come out every time a vegan takes a dump
4. Vegan Pizza – or diarrhea on a crust?
5. Vegan Stew – or the next day after I had Chinese food at the baseball game?
6. Vegan Fish-Shaped Carrot Cake or tremendous log?
7. Strawberry Vegan rice krispie Treat. Yeah right. Try rice after a bloody bowel movement from not eating enough meat.
8. Vegan Bangers and Mash or Euro turd?
9. Vegan Marshmellow Brownie – you can already see where the fly larvae are hatching.
10. Vegan Cat Crap Cake
Who are the poop-eaters among us?