Meat Belts Go Good With Cigarettes

Meat belts are not only good for spanking naughty Vegans. They also come in handy when trying to maintain popularity in high school.

The troublesome thing about this video is that the ending seems to imply that wearing a meat belt and smoking cigarettes are both things that are strange and uncool. But what the advertising company surely meant to imply, and what we in the Meat Mafia all know to be true, is that meat belts not only go great with cigarettes, but improve your chances of getting laid. So take a big, bloody bite and smoke up, kiddies!


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