Top Ten Vegan Foods that Look Like Poop

1. The Vegan “Pepito” – otherwise known as the poop sandwich

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2. Top row, center: vegan chocolate mousse, good for fertilizing the garden

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3. Vegan Boeuf Bourguignon – those fresh sprouts come out every time a vegan takes a dump

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4. Vegan Pizza – or diarrhea on a crust?

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5. Vegan Stew – or the next day after I had Chinese food at the baseball game?

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6. Vegan Fish-Shaped Carrot Cake or tremendous log?

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7. Strawberry Vegan rice krispie Treat. Yeah right. Try rice after a bloody bowel movement from not eating enough meat.

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8. Vegan Bangers and Mash or Euro turd?

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9. Vegan Marshmellow Brownie – you can already see where the fly larvae are hatching.

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10. Vegan Cat Crap Cake

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Who are the poop-eaters among us?

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20 Responses to “Top Ten Vegan Foods that Look Like Poop”

  1. tinako Says:

    I’m vegan and this made me laugh out loud. I think I would eat number five, though.

    Here is gross non-vegan food: http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

  2. liberalNmoderation Says:

    WHOA!!!
    I’m a former vegan, some of that stuff looks nasty, but a few on there look pretty tasty. #’s 3 and 5

  3. Carol Says:

    OMG THAT’S GENIUS
    :~~~~
    lol

  4. Teddy Says:

    Yeah, because ACTUAL beef bourguignon looks nothing like poop, right? Direct your animus elsewhere – all food looks like poop.

  5. LOL Says:

    haha…you should check out the vegan chorizo sometime. It comes in a plastic tube that, when squeezed, pushes the “chorizo” out in a manner that…well, you can probably see where this is going….

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    Hmmm….delicious….I Like it

  8. Eric Says:

    #2 looks the most like number two.

  9. Forrester McLeod Says:

    Dude! If I were rich I’d buy whoever’s eating those horrific looking piles of yuckiness out here to California and feed them mounds of bright-colored deliciousness sure to fullfill all their nutritious needs! That’s just sad! :)

  10. jazmine279 Says:

    yea……..thats REALLY NASTY, AND I WAS ABOUT TO EAT,GEE THANKS!

  11. Crazyharp81602 Says:

    Definitely Looks gross. Hee Hee Hee!

  12. lukan4 Says:

    Uh… EWWW?

  13. vincetastic Says:

    Haha. This is a really funny top ten list, I don’t know whether to be hungry or to feel like throwing up. I guess it depends on how that food smells and tastes, and in m experience vegan food taste exactly how it looks. Anyone can post their own list to our site http://www.toptentopten.com/. The coolest feature is you can let other people vote on the rankings of your list.

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  15. Hopey Says:

    fantastic!

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  19. Poopoo Says:

    LOL that brownie was pretty bad.
    I’m a vegan and I’m not sure I would eat any of this. I would love to make a cat crap cake though :D Looks funny.

  20. yemek tarifleri Says:

    food is style of living

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